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- Duplo<\/li>\n
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Full list of 66 articles after the jump!<\/p>\n
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\n- Front Page:<\/strong>\n
\n- Now we know the end of call centres..<\/em>: Computerworld <\/strong> – IBM supercomputer wins first Jeopardy dust up<\/a><\/li>\n
- Fallout 3 is a prophecy..<\/em>: AOL <\/strong> – 2-Headed Cow Born in Tbilisi, Georgia<\/span><\/li>\n
- Since we already have enough people, this is really a good sign..<\/em>: AOL <\/strong> – Where Have All the Sperm Gone? 1 in 5 Men Are ‘Subfertile’<\/span><\/li>\n
- Dead birds due to traffic.<\/em>: WYFF <\/strong> – Mystery Of Upstate Bird Kill Solved<\/span><\/li>\n
- Dead birds due to traffic. (And salt. Tasty, tasty salt.)<\/em>: BBC <\/strong> – Swedish bird mystery: Deaths due to ‘external injuries’<\/a><\/li>\n
- Dead birds due to tasty, tasty everything.<\/em>: The UK Daily Mail <\/strong> – Overeating and indigestion blamed for 1,000 turtle doves falling dead in Italy with strange blue stain on their beaks<\/a><\/li>\n
- Dead fish due to the cold. Also: I plan to (or need to!) name a character “Gizzard Shad”.<\/em>: The Chicago Sun-Times <\/strong> – Major die-off of fish along lakefront<\/span><\/li>\n
- Dead birds due to fowl play.<\/em>: San Francisco Chronicle\/AP <\/strong> – More than 100 dead birds found off Calif. highway<\/span><\/li>\n
- Dead birds due to tasty – hick!.. Tasty – hick!.. … MMmmm… Berries!<\/em>: BBC <\/strong> – Alcohol poisoning, not avian flu, killed Romanian birds<\/a><\/li>\n
- Dead crickets due to virus. Finally, there is an appropriate use for those thousands of miniature sarcastic violins.<\/em>: MSNBC <\/strong> – First dead birds, then dead fish … now crickets<\/a><\/li>\n
- The world dies all the time. Nothing to see here. Move along and enjoy your sitcom.<\/em>: The Express UK <\/strong> – DON’T PANIC! AFLOCKALYPSE IS NOT END OF DAYS<\/a><\/li>\n
- No, REALLY. Move along. Nature is resilient. And deadly. And bored.<\/em>: CTV\/AP <\/strong> – Fact check: Mass bird, fish deaths occur regularly<\/a><\/li>\n
- I lament the state of professional prophets, when they hum and haw as much as this one. Go full crazy, or go home!<\/em>: Dangerous Minds <\/strong> – Cindy Jacobs blames bird deaths on DADT repeal!<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
- Prima:<\/strong>\n
\n- Luckiest number is probably “1”, as you are likely in a mansion..<\/em>: The UK Telegraph <\/strong> – Unluckiest house number is 243<\/a><\/li>\n
- There’s a parable in there, somewhere..<\/em>: 9MSN <\/strong> – Frog hitches ride with snake to flee floods<\/a><\/li>\n
- Putting two schools of thought to the test..<\/em>: Mother Nature Network <\/strong> – Fish compete with college students on math test<\/a><\/li>\n
- Yay! Someone thinks we might last another 3 millenia!<\/em>: ScienceDaily <\/strong> – Climate Change to Continue to Year 3000 in Best Case Scenarios, Research Predicts<\/a><\/li>\n
- This looks like fun. And much like something from a badly-written disaster\/apocalypse movie. Or 1980s scifi..<\/em>: The UK Daily Mail <\/strong> – All aboard the Ark Hotel! Giant biosphere is a ‘self-contained haven’ in event of climate change flood disaster<\/a><\/li>\n
- I’m sure some see this as a challenge to see how far we can go until we reach the tipping point.<\/em>: ScienceDaily <\/strong> – Atmosphere’s Self-Cleaning Capacity Surprisingly Stable<\/a><\/li>\n
- I knew this reaction would come before the article was published. Perhaps I saw the future..<\/em>: The New York Times <\/strong> – Journal’s Paper on ESP Expected to Prompt Outrage<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) Objects not recognized: garden gnomes, Mandelbrot sets, t-squares and UFOs.<\/em>: Science Daily <\/strong> – Border Collie Comprehends Over 1,000 Object Names as Verbal Referents<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) Now, if only they could cancel out my screaming..<\/em>: BBC <\/strong> – Device ‘cancels out the sound of the dentist’s drill’<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) It shows that sitting around in the dark can be illuminating.<\/em>: ScienceDaily <\/strong> – The ‘Mad’ Egyptian Scholar Who Proved Aristotle Wrong<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) Move over Movember: it’s Molection time!<\/em>: BBC <\/strong> – ‘Grow a beard for Belgium’ appeal by actor Poelvoorde<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) I wonder how many people are afraid to ask: “Um.. what the *hell* were you thinking?”<\/em>: AOL <\/strong> – 10,000 Pens = 1 Crazy Mercedes<\/span><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) I never had an imaginary friend. I couldn’t afford one. So I bought a computer instead.<\/em>: BBC <\/strong> – My pretend friend<\/a><\/li>\n
- Somehow, I get the feeling that anything the body got rid of on its own is probably meant to be gone for good..<\/em>: AOL <\/strong> – Storing Farts in a Jar, Drinking Urine and Other Medical Oddities<\/span><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) He’s just really a head of his times.<\/em>: The UK Telegraph <\/strong> – Artist Damien Hirst offends bereaved parents by using baby’s skull for ‘disturbing’ new work<\/a><\/li>\n
- This is an issue that will explode when the baby boomers expire.<\/em>: The New York Times <\/strong> – Cyberspace When You’re Dead<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) An art installation and plgrimage worthy of a biblical verse.<\/em>: AOL <\/strong> – Salvation Mountain: A Towering Salute to God<\/span><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) This rings a bell..<\/em>: New Scientist <\/strong> – Brain training for tinnitus reverses ringing in ears<\/a><\/li>\n
- … and mammoth burgers will be launched a few years after that!<\/em>: The UK Telegraph <\/strong> – Mammoth ‘could be reborn in four years’<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) I need to have a scifi grotto with that glow.<\/em>: The Victoria Times Colonist <\/strong> – Alert: Chemical that turned Goldstream River green can cause allergic reactions<\/span><\/li>\n
- This is so Star Trek, it’s practically a temporal anomoly…<\/em>: New Scientist <\/strong> – Ethereal quantum state stored in solid crystal<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) I thought it was Bones who was the alien hater, not Scotty..<\/em>: STV <\/strong> – Be prepared for close encounters with aliens, says Scots scientist<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) Ironically, such things can only be seen from far away, because close up, they’re too big..<\/em>: ScienceDaily <\/strong> – Hubble Zooms in on a Space Oddity<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) Maybe it comes from the first-stage colonization effort, in which critical supplies are sent by automated systems. Boy, are they going to be angry to see their luggage appropriated!<\/em>: ScienceDaily <\/strong> – Water on Moon Originated from Comets<\/a><\/li>\n
- Don’t knock it ’til you try it. Giggity.<\/em>: New Scientist <\/strong> – Sex and space travel don’t mix<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) Soon, the airships will catch not only the lightning, but the antimatter..<\/em>: BBC <\/strong> – Antimatter caught streaming from thunderstorms on Earth<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) After all: we (apparently) shoulnd’t have sex in space, so…<\/em>: Space.com <\/strong> – Study: If We’re Not Alone, We Should Fear the Aliens<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) Yes, but do you *eat* them or *wear* them? Or is there some sort of hidden sexual metaphor at work, here?<\/em>: STV <\/strong> – Carrots and plums boost attractiveness, claim experts<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) They are the Very Cross Red Cross.<\/em>: STV <\/strong> – Pantomime dame accused of contravening Geneva Convention<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n
- Duplo:<\/strong>\n
\n- Oh, great! *Nothing* rhymes with “orange alligator”!<\/em>: The Christian Science Monitor <\/strong> – Orange alligator: Evolution or dye job?<\/a><\/li>\n
- Ah, the eternal enemies representing crap and nuts are at eachother’s throats!<\/em>: The Christian Science Monitor\/LiveScience <\/strong> – Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts<\/a><\/li>\n
- As technology improves, I hope the superheroes do, too. And I hope the supervillians do, as well, really..<\/em>: The UK Telegraph <\/strong> – Phoenix Jones: the masked vigilante protecting Lynnwood, Washington<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) It’s symbolic that a total waste of resources is representing a total waste of resources, but also still a waste..<\/em>: Inhabitat <\/strong> – 30,000 Used Chopsticks Transformed Into a Fallen Tree in Shanghai<\/a><\/li>\n
- Geez, the universe just isn’t what it used to be!<\/em>: Tampa Bay Online <\/strong> – Shift of Earth’s magnetic north pole affects Tampa airport<\/span><\/li>\n
- Now, more than every, we need money laundering. Damn you, legal society!<\/em>: Metro <\/strong> – Cash machines ‘as dirty as public toilets’<\/a><\/li>\n
- Eventually, people will be able to have a career as freelance cognitive engines.<\/em>: New Scientist <\/strong> – Online game helps predict how RNA folds<\/a><\/li>\n
- Oh, sure: laugh! When *science* revises itself, it’s tickedy-boo! Hypocrites!<\/em>: Fox News <\/strong> – Age of Aquarius Actually Age of Capricorn, Thanks to Rotation of the Earth<\/a><\/li>\n
- How many times have I looked at that painting? And how many times have I failed to notice the apocalyptic wasteland behind her?<\/em>: The UK Telegraph <\/strong> – Mona Lisa landscape location mystery ‘solved’<\/a><\/li>\n
- The Mona Lisa only fails to bring out something new and interesting when you are actually there to see it. Trust me.<\/em>: Science Daily <\/strong> – Hidden Literary References Discovered in the Mona Lisa<\/a><\/li>\n
- Much better than transparent aluminum, I think. Also: real.<\/em>: ScienceDaily <\/strong> – New Glass Stronger and Tougher Than Steel<\/a><\/li>\n
- The real question? Why will we need invisible tanks in five years?<\/em>: The UK Telegraph <\/strong> – Invisible tanks could be on battlefield within five years<\/a><\/li>\n
- … and then the pirates found mirrors..<\/em>: New Scientist <\/strong> – New laser to dazzle pirates on the high seas<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) This is how the Matrix begins.<\/em>: BBC <\/strong> – Harvesting energy: body heat to warm buildings<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) It might lead to people “holding it” longer, just so they have more “ammunition”. Also: not likely for girls.<\/em>: Wired <\/strong> – Sega Installs “Toylet” Games in Japan’s Urinals<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) “That which does not kill me, makes me stronger. You can strike me down, but I will return stronger than ever.”<\/em>: BBC <\/strong> – Swine flu offers ‘extraordinary super immunity’<\/a><\/li>\n
- (EXTRA) Hmm.. this is something that the digital e-text revolution is going to kill..<\/em>: